Sunday, September 5, 2010

PETRA ON BOOZE, DRUGS AND GUNS. PETRA SENT TO JAIL!

PETRA SENT TO JAIL


Petra (Shakira_Avril) was Petrified when police came and raided her home, in Tennessee.
She was later found hiding under her bed with a crate of beer and a dirty blanket.
Petra asked why she was being arrested. She was so hungover she had no memory
of what happened the previous night.
Police told her that she was drunk, running around Farmer Park, shooting people to the floor.
She was throwing bottles of alcohol at the police as they tried to arrest her, but they failed as she
was kicking, screaming and eventually ran away from the scene. 14 people died that day in Farmer park,
6 were seriously injured, and in an fatal condition at the nearest hospital.
Petra was finally arrested, and will be serving 16 months in jail, starting on the 5th of September.

5 comments:

  1. 14 people dead and 16 months in jail?!
    Be realistic please (:

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  2. It's a fake tabloid. We're going to stretch reality a bit :)

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  3. WHAT? I'm shocked, I have just joined this blog and I don't understand anything, that has to be lie.. :/

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  4. You.are.SICK.
    And obviously super jealous of me(:

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